Veet

[ChiefHandker]

There must have been fifty women in the aisle where they sold the Veet.

Anyway, current status:

Test application complete. Location: groin.

- Pain: none
- Burning: none
- Odour: minor
- Testicle count: two


Conclusion: ready to proceed with full-on application on sack, barse, groin, and crack in the morning.

Pffftttt but do we believe you! The sceptic in me is saying that

A. If veet really works then why would anyone in their right mind go through the pain of waxing.
B. If you're in agonising pain right now this is exactly what you would've posted - misery loves company and all that.

Perhaps i'll buy some one of the days and test it out on my dog first

[Mousey]

Well, it was only a small test patch. Tomorrow we will commence with full human trials!!!

Also, Mach 3 is for pussies. Blue 2s are for real men.

[Lucy Chambers]

Pffftttt but do we believe you! The sceptic in me is saying that

A. If veet really works then why would anyone in their right mind go through the pain of waxing.
B. If you're in agonising pain right now this is exactly what you would've posted - misery loves company and all that.

Perhaps i'll buy some one of the days and test it out on my dog first

I've been through this with Mousey via PM, he is having none of it. He is determined...

[Mousey]

Full application of Veet completed.

Pain: some (see below)
Burning: some (see below)
Odour: minor
Family jewels: intact

I was always a bit more wary of putting the Veet on my balls - after all, the skin is much thinner around there. I thought that, if there was going to be any pain or burning, it would be there.

Applying the cream was easy enough, although I wished I had a full-length mirror - a fat lad bending over with his ass is the air trying to smear Veet on his asscrack must have been a funny sight.

The smell is a bit funny, so if you decide to try it you'll have to be ready - I'm not quite sure what it smells like, but as soon as you put it on your skin, it's there.

I left it the full 5 minutes, as it says on the box, then went over to the kitchen sink with the scraper. They give you a plastic pink scraper to scrape off the hair, you see. The cream is supposed to melt your hair so much that the scraper painlessly scrapes it off.

This part of the experiment was a complete failure

After the recommended 5 minutes, I tried scraping off my pubes, but nothing happened. It was like I was combing the hair back and forth. It was easier to pull out, but not in clumps, but the scraper was simply not working.

I decided to leave the cream on a few minutes longer (you are allowed to leave it on for up to 10 minutes, but no more) in the hope that it was just taking a bit longer to work. This was my second mistake

The burning pain flared up when I hit 6 minutes. It wasn't on my balls, or cock, or barse, but along the seam of where my thigh meets my groin, on both sides. The pain came on fairly quickly, and while it wasn't agony, it was irritating enough to be uncomfortable. I hauled ass into the shower (naked fat lad running down corridor) and rinsed off the cream, got a facecloth and scrubbed every inch of it off. Once I rinsed it off, the pain went away.

After drying off, I am left with a mixed bag. The hair on my front groin (from top of cock to about half the distance to bellybutton) is gone, except for a weird landing strip that never went away. The hair on my balls is thinner, but still there. The hair alon my asscrack is thicker than ever.

Overall, I am reluctantly forced to concluded that this experiment has been a failure. There must be some sort of disparity in the time Veet takes to work on different types of hair, and if the patch of skin you're working on has some hairs tougher than others, then you'll not have enough time to finish the job. The instructions on the box do say that you may need a bit longer than 5 minutes for the stuff to work, but that's when the burning started on my groin and I decided to abort.

Perhaps I need a second application, but that can only be done 72 hours after the first. In the interim, I am left with a patchy scrote. Maybe I'd be better off, like someone said, of investing in a Mach 4 superglide razor and using it instead.

[Jrice]

Brilliantly written report
Good on ya Mousey!

[click n pick]

i trim mine down to a 5 oclock shadow all the time...... it works for me!

[ciara]

i trim mine down to a 5 oclock shadow all the time...... it works for me!

works for me to well doubt u working for me has anything to do with how ur hair is down there more to do with what else is down there :P xxx

[click n pick]

works for me to well doubt u working for me has anything to do with how ur hair is down there more to do with what else is down there :P xxx

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