Bit of morning humor

[TomEA]

I thought as its so early, a couple of good jokes would wake everyone up and get things off to a start, so heres a joke to get you all started

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[magicalman9357]

I thought as its so early, a couple of good jokes would wake everyone up and get things off to a start, so heres a joke to get you all started

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Great first post PeepingTom and welcome.

[dr love]

I see your a new mod how are you finding it .: doc

[benin]

I see your a new mod how are you finding it .: doc

its easy doc...you look up the escorts profile... phone the number...ohhh now i see what you mean...

welcome peepingtom to planet madness.

[dr love]

its easy doc...you look up the escorts profile... phone the number...ohhh now i see what you mean...

welcome peepingtom to planet madness.

Me and you fecked so .: lol doc

[Mousey]

Another mod, eh? Wonderful.

[TomEA]

I see your a new mod how are you finding it .: doc

Great, its a right laugh on here.
what sort of jokes are the funniest to you guys? Ive got millions, just tell me what sort and i'll hand them out like flu shots

[benin]

Great, its a right laugh on here.
what sort of jokes are the funniest to you guys? Ive got millions, just tell me what sort and i'll hand them out like flu shots

forrest wont like that.... burn him...lol

[dr love]

forrest wont like that.... burn him...lol

Indeed he won't .: lol doc

[dr love]

Great, its a right laugh on here.
what sort of jokes are the funniest to you guys? Ive got millions, just tell me what sort and i'll hand them out like flu shots

What forum were you given to mod Tom .: doc