Originally Posted by
PeepingTom
I thought as its so early, a couple of good jokes would wake everyone up and get things off to a start, so heres a joke to get you all started
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Very good
“Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same”
Alan Ball
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