If God had your phone number ....

[Ebony Amber]

Presuming he didn't call on a witheald or landline I'd initially tell him to spare a thought to the lovely clients I have booked in for appointments in 3 days time! God is love and all that so surely he'd extend my life span. I would explain to him that all I do in the world is good- kinda like a saint. Failing that I would round up all the people I have love for and go out with a boozy bang



Oh- and get a wax. There may be studs in Heaven

[BIGTYM2010]

I'd go the bank empty me a/c keep about 5k to visit loads a beautiful ladies for the 48 hours and donate the rest to charity ..then ring the wife and PMSL sayin it's all gone ya cunt your not getting a penny

[Shirley Joy]

... and he calls you up to tell you you've got 2 days to live, what would you do ?

After dropping your phone to the ground, shortly followed by your two knees as you cry your eyes out into your hands. And after squaring with the idea.

Two days. What would you do ?

To drop my phone?? No way!! Costed me some money!! .. I would keep the conversation and would ask the guy:"Hey,you,is this a new fetish?Never tried it before,let's do it!!"

[BootSlick55]

I would point out to him the logical impossibility of his existence. If this did not make him vanish in a puff of smoke I would point out that all of his supposed deeds are more easily explained by happenstance, randomness and fabrication and let him slink off with his tail between his legs (yes, he has a tail). On the off-chance that he still hasn't given up I explain that since I didn't ask to be born, I have no legally enforceable contract with him and am not subject to his whims and dictats.

As a last resort-

I would challenge him to a game of chess, winner take all. Then I shout 'look behind you!' and when his back is turned I place my queen beside his king. Checkmate!! God complains 'You cheated' so i say with a shrug 'Life's not fair.' I pummel him for being such a wuss, then I make him my bitch.