OK, bear with me, I have been thinking since you obviously aren't ballsy enough to go with my first idea of a mad woman shouting and throwing stuff at the TV (your loss), obviously you are making this video go get more clients, so this got me thinking:
Q: "What do clients like to see?"
A: Lots of positive reputable reviews and verified photos
So what we need is an 80's style training montage, we can have you running around, getting dressed, undressed, cut to the E-I site see your review counter go from the current 8 up to the 10' then 20's and so on. Get some cool music, I was thinking
Winner Takes it all by Sammy Hagar.
If you want I can get one of the movie voice over guys to do the into and announce your tour dates. If you are serious about this I can break out my old betamax camera and we'll have a blockbuster in no time