So I gather soap suds and lapdances are good. Curlers and balaclavas are bad. Got it

Looks like this isn't gunna be a solo job. I think it will be harder to keep a bloody straight face if there is someone else in the room though lol. You should see me at photoshoots. I make the strangest faces!

What about words though. I don't want it to be a silent movie even if I do love City lights but at the same time I'm not trying to sound like one of those late night text adverts.

"Are you lonely? Living in ____? Just text your postcode to 800323 and have a sexy lady on the phone within seconds" - Not hot