Vidoe for my Profile

[Ebony Amber]

So I gather soap suds and lapdances are good. Curlers and balaclavas are bad. Got it

Looks like this isn't gunna be a solo job. I think it will be harder to keep a bloody straight face if there is someone else in the room though lol. You should see me at photoshoots. I make the strangest faces!

What about words though. I don't want it to be a silent movie even if I do love City lights but at the same time I'm not trying to sound like one of those late night text adverts.

"Are you lonely? Living in ____? Just text your postcode to 800323 and have a sexy lady on the phone within seconds" - Not hot

[fiatpunter]

I'm trying to put together a decent video to have on my profile. This is no mean feat I tell you. I can't stop bloody giggling, tripped over and on the perfect run through realised the flipping camera was off- doh. The outakes are avaliable by pm

Anyways- what do you think is important in a profile video? I have no plans on doing it starkers lol but rather like the idea of doing it in curlers with a cup of earl grey.
Pointers please before I go crazy

Amber x

All this unecessary stressing.

We men are simple creatures, very simple creatures. We just want to know that you are real. A headshot of you just saying "hello, I'm Amber i hope you can come and see me someday" would do the job.

Ok I am sure some lads would just want to have a wank but you can't get away from that.... I haven't seen that many videos on here but i have visited 2 ....eh... ladies after seeing them in their videos. One was very professional, the other was dancing in her apartment.

Put on a robe over lingerie, take it off slowly and then tell the camera that if they want to see more they'll have to give you a call...

[Ebony Amber]

Yeah I got a bit worked up with that last post (line between fantasy and reality was blurring!!)

Budget problems?? Just post a slide show of photos so. Your smoking hot booty will be the star of the show, and all the special effect you could want!

Sounded like something I should have as my profile introduction! **copy and pastes for profile**
I'm a dab hand at the editing bit I just don't have lots of people to film etc. Honestly I think I'd rather have bo video then a slide show one. Is that silly?

how is that for flattery?

Whatever Trevor

[Rodney69]

So I gather soap suds and lapdances are good. Curlers and balaclavas are bad. Got it

Looks like this isn't gunna be a solo job. I think it will be harder to keep a bloody straight face if there is someone else in the room though lol. You should see me at photoshoots. I make the strangest faces!

What about words though. I don't want it to be a silent movie even if I do love City lights but at the same time I'm not trying to sound like one of those late night text adverts.

"Are you lonely? Living in ____? Just text your postcode to 800323 and have a sexy lady on the phone within seconds" - Not hot

Can you sing, you could get a mic stand and dance around it like a pole at the same time?
( if only I was in London now hehe, you'd have to choose between my camera and my lap though lol )

[TheCelticDream]

[QUOTE=EbonyAmber;434503]Sounded like something I should have as my profile introduction! **copy and pastes for profile**
I'm a dab hand at the editing bit I just don't have lots of people to film etc. Honestly I think I'd rather have bo video then a slide show one. Is that silly?



dont bother with the slide show , it is just ur pics with some music playing along with them...stop wasting ur time here and get filming, or i can come to the resue as usual and help a friend in need next week.

[medicine man]

The slow pan shots can be edited together, so you only need to hold a straight face for a few seconds, problem solved!!!
Different poses, different rooms, different outfits, bath, shower - all 3-4 seconds in duration can be spliced together into 60 seconds, with some music over it. Hmmmmmm nice..... Just have to find a friend with the necessary software.

There are a couple of examples on the agent provocateur website - obviously they had a bigger budget but you'll get what I mean.
(The 1 with the girl in the blue bodice shows the sort of thing I'm on about)
link:
Video Archive: Lingerie Videos from Agent Provocateur

A lot can be done with an ordinary camera and a little patience......

[Ebony Amber]

All this unecessary stressing.

We men are simple creatures, very simple creatures. We just want to know that you are real. A headshot of you just saying "hello, I'm Amber i hope you can come and see me someday" would do the job.

Ok I am sure some lads would just want to have a wank but you can't get away from that.... I haven't seen that many videos on here but i have visited 2 ....eh... ladies after seeing them in their videos. One was very professional, the other was dancing in her apartment.

Put on a robe over lingerie, take it off slowly and then tell the camera that if they want to see more they'll have to give you a call...

Perfect! That I can manage! Shame though as I really liked the curlers idea

Can you sing, you could get a mic stand and dance around it like a pole at the same time?
( if only I was in London now hehe, you'd have to choose between my camera and my lap though lol )

I want a video babe not an audition for the Xfactor! I can't sing to save my life so maybe a little wiggle and a few words is going to have to do.

[QUOTE=TheCelticDream;434513]

Sounded like something I should have as my profile introduction! **copy and pastes for profile**
I'm a dab hand at the editing bit I just don't have lots of people to film etc. Honestly I think I'd rather have bo video then a slide show one. Is that silly?



dont bother with the slide show , it is just ur pics with some music playing along with them...stop wasting ur time here and get filming, or i can come to the resue as usual and help a friend in need next week.

That's what I was thinking. I think a slide show would be a bit boring (not knocking ladies that have them of course). Maybe I'll go and knock on my neighbours door and ask him to hold the camera.....

[Ebony Amber]

The slow pan shots can be edited together, so you only need to hold a straight face for a few seconds, problem solved!!!
Different poses, different rooms, different outfits, bath, shower - all 3-4 seconds in duration can be spliced together into 60 seconds, with some music over it. Hmmmmmm nice..... Just have to find a friend with the necessary software.

There are a couple of examples on the agent provocateur website - obviously they had a bigger budget but you'll get what I mean.
(The 1 with the girl in the blue bodice shows the sort of thing I'm on about)
link:
Video Archive: Lingerie Videos from Agent Provocateur

A lot can be done with an ordinary camera and a little patience......

Fab Video! Might take a bit of time to get my hair like that but I love the style.
Right time to go recruit someone with a steady hand and some creativity. Watch this space

Thanks all

[monster_monster]

OK, bear with me, I have been thinking since you obviously aren't ballsy enough to go with my first idea of a mad woman shouting and throwing stuff at the TV (your loss), obviously you are making this video go get more clients, so this got me thinking:
Q: "What do clients like to see?"
A: Lots of positive reputable reviews and verified photos

So what we need is an 80's style training montage, we can have you running around, getting dressed, undressed, cut to the E-I site see your review counter go from the current 8 up to the 10' then 20's and so on. Get some cool music, I was thinking Winner Takes it all by Sammy Hagar.

If you want I can get one of the movie voice over guys to do the into and announce your tour dates. If you are serious about this I can break out my old betamax camera and we'll have a blockbuster in no time

[medicine man]

Fab Video! Might take a bit of time to get my hair like that but I love the style.
Right time to go recruit someone with a steady hand and some creativity. Watch this space

Thanks all

I am sure you'll not be short of volunteers!
Enjoy making it hee hee