Originally Posted by
Mousey
Mam'selle Chambres - given the obvious disparity between that chap and me in every single way that matters (except face - I believe I am much cuter), I put it to you that all those moaney noises and breathless words of encouragement you gave me during our appointment were..... LucyLies!!! You were only saying those things for the money, weren't you, you scheming harlot!! I do not, in fact, have an enormous love rod, nor does the James Corden physique attract women like flies round shite!!!
AaaaaaarrrrrggghhhH!!!!!!!!