Originally Posted by
Forrest
There have been many memorable escorts over the years but the really special ones are where you are made to feel totally as though you belong, and are comfortable in each others company for an hour or two or three. One day about a month ago, I was in a supermarket queue that was moving very slowly and I went into 'dream mode' and started thinking about a recent 'date' with a lady and my tent pole rose.
Oh happy days
I wondered what was taking that f*cker so long at the self-scan checkout !
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "