Ladies

[69patrick69]

I had a client that had surgery on his old boy
an had stitches at each corner ....... if a bell end has corners but you get the picture yes
he was told to refrain from sex for 10 days and obv until the stitches were removed
but he couldnt wait i felt faint doing the deed
but thank god stitches remained intact
i feel faint typing this lol

you promised me that you would'nt tell anyone..

[davedrave]

lol im sure its not just me hun xxx

well i`l bring a bit of normality back to ya xx

[Quarterpoundher]

I had a very similar request from a client. He wanted me to kill a mouse or something. If I could do it whilst wearing a cowboy outfit he said he'd pay extra!

I was horrified

A case of little mouse on the Pairie perhaps?

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[emmasweet]

A customer wanted to burn him with cigarettes close to his penis and he used his mouth as a ashtray

[davedrave]

A customer wanted to burn him with cigarettes close to his penis and he used his mouth as a ashtray

iv heard of no smoke`n in pubs but thats a bit extreme lol

[Quarterpoundher]

A customer wanted to burn him with cigarettes close to his penis and he used his mouth as a ashtray

Good job you did not use this cigarette

[Leggy Leah]

OMG i got asked how would i kill some fish for some weirdo client.......i mean wat ru meant to do bite their poor little heads off??? I think this must be the same weirdo Abbey, or is it a fish fetish cuz i sure as hell hav never`heard of such a thing......i think we should report him to the RSPCCA.....

[Quarterpoundher]

There seems to be a lot of call for killing fish?? Thats one of my jobs, I don't get why its something some find an attraction for in wanting an escort to do it but hell if they want they can pay to watch me

[EnglishAlex]

Goldfish Man also called me lol. I explained that I'm an escort, not a murderer. Where does this stuff stop? I wonder if we'd all agreed to start stamping on goldfish what it could have progressed too. Haddock possibly? The mind boggles.

[Quarterpoundher]

Goldfish Man also called me lol. I explained that I'm an escort, not a murderer. Where does this stuff stop? I wonder if we'd all agreed to start stamping on goldfish what it could have progressed too. Haddock possibly? The mind boggles.

I'd have a bit more respect for him if he moved up to a Tuna or something, but a poor old goldfish? bit of a miss match.