Ladies

[EnglishAlex]

It'd defeat the whole 'women looking like powerful giants' fantasy. He could be imagining the gold fish is something bigger and scarier as a pose to being small and helpless. Some things shouldn't cross into real life: killing something to get your rocks off is included in that imo

[ChiefHandker]

PMSL ahh this thread has me laughin' at my monitor like a weirdo. Goldfish Man..if you're reading this, i salute you.... ya freak lol.

[davedrave]

PMSL ahh this thread has me laughin' at my monitor like a weirdo. Goldfish Man..if you're reading this, i salute you.... ya freak lol.

i`l be on me gaurd in pet shops from now on,if i see some one in a trench coat looking at the fish tank sweating i`l call abby lol

[Leggy Leah]

I was so upset when my poor little goldfish died,he used to out -wit all the other bigger fish that tried to try to eat him on a regular basis. He eventually got stuck inside a shell & drowned. I missed him for ages! He was such a funny little character!! So i defo would not harm a poor wee defenseless goldfish or any other creature for that matter

[mellors]

I was so upset when my poor little goldfish died,he used to out -wit all the other bigger fish that tried to try to eat him on a regular basis. He eventually got stuck inside a shell & drowned. I missed him for ages! He was such a funny little character!! So i defo would not harm a poor wee defenseless goldfish or any other creature for that matter

Eh...your goldfish drowned ???

[nick2010]

stamp on goldfish i refused of cause an he settled on covering me in spray cream an licking it all off xx

This week a fella asked me the same about the goldfish ... I said "what? " ... Not a chance.
Also a client asked me to suck his nipples for 45 min ... only that .

[10inchesandcounting]

How about a rub with a cheese grater, surely this opens few options!!!

[Leggy Leah]

yep regrettably he did. Swam head first into a big shell n got stuck!!