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  1. 24-03-11, 00:46 #1
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    OMG i got asked how would i kill some fish for some weirdo client.......i mean wat ru meant to do bite their poor little heads off??? I think this must be the same weirdo Abbey, or is it a fish fetish cuz i sure as hell hav never`heard of such a thing......i think we should report him to the RSPCCA.....
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  3. 24-03-11, 00:50 #2
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    There seems to be a lot of call for killing fish?? Thats one of my jobs, I don't get why its something some find an attraction for in wanting an escort to do it but hell if they want they can pay to watch me
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    Goldfish Man also called me lol. I explained that I'm an escort, not a murderer. Where does this stuff stop? I wonder if we'd all agreed to start stamping on goldfish what it could have progressed too. Haddock possibly? The mind boggles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EnglishAlex View Post
    Goldfish Man also called me lol. I explained that I'm an escort, not a murderer. Where does this stuff stop? I wonder if we'd all agreed to start stamping on goldfish what it could have progressed too. Haddock possibly? The mind boggles.
    I'd have a bit more respect for him if he moved up to a Tuna or something, but a poor old goldfish? bit of a miss match.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mature abby View Post
    stamp on goldfish i refused of cause an he settled on covering me in spray cream an licking it all off xx
    This week a fella asked me the same about the goldfish ... I said "what? " ... Not a chance.
    Also a client asked me to suck his nipples for 45 min ... only that .
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  8. 27-03-11, 18:59 #6
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    How about a rub with a cheese grater, surely this opens few options!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by davedrave View Post
    Whats the weirdest thing a client has asked you to do since you became an escort No names obviously
    prick needles in all the body ,in the face too.after prick him for two times I fainted
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  11. 23-03-11, 11:19 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara69 View Post
    prick needles in all the body ,in the face too.after prick him for two times I fainted
    what the hell,its usually the client wanting to use his prick not the other way around lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara69 View Post
    prick needles in all the body ,in the face too.after prick him for two times I fainted
    So does that make you a p***k tease (sorry could not resist)
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    Quote Originally Posted by davedrave View Post
    Whats the weirdest thing a client has asked you to do since you became an escort No names obviously
    I have a mate (and I use the term 'Mate' in the loosest possible sense here) and he is a bit of a freak, I remember him asking if an escort would engage in 'Pane-ing' with him........ for those who don’t know it involves glass tables and poop.... Needless to say he has never found anyone willing to perform this with him lol
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