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Last edited by Doozer; 22-03-11 at 21:30.
Rodney69 (22-03-11)
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ever happened to you go to a escort and couldnīt finish?
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takes a while, but I've always got there in the end.
Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories
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you shy Erika, I don't think so heherodney you make mi feel shy................
you think the escorts girls hi will answear on this question????????
just ask i dont want to make you sad on me...
Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories
Well .... thanks for your input everyone. Gotta say I'm surprised, I thought it might have been a camera trick or something !
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Some of that porn is a set up, fake dick fake cum etc. look up OG Mudbone Freaks of Cock, its actually hilarious its so obv fake.
But yeah...if you abstain from "yourself" for a week or so....well.....personally I go off like a golf-course sprinkler.......
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I would love to be happy on you Erikai dont want to make you sad on me...
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really let's try.........I would love to be happy on you Erika
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I once watched a DVD. It was an billed as arthouse but had huge amounts of graphic sex.
The opening scene is a guy getting wanked off and his spunk hits a painting on the wall behind his bed.
After the movie was over, I noted it had a version with the Directors commentary. I never usually bother with these but was curious as to what the commentary would be on the opening scene.
So the commentary is by the director, and an actor and actress. The actress, who wasn't in this scene asks if that was a real cum shot. The director ( who a real slow new York droll accent) says no it's made by mixing corn flour and starch and he explained that someone just put their hand in a bucket of it and flung some at the painting.
The actress says, very matter of fact, 'oh, I did not know that!'
The director replies in his slow monotone way ( and this was one of the funniest moments I've ever seen on film) ...
"hey, that's the magic of Hollywood!"
Classic line :-)
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