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Thread: Murphy's Nails

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Yes I've got one of them

    Default Murphy's Nails

    Murphy has own nail making business, and he wants it to be the
    best in the world. So he goes to a top advertising agency to have
    them create a marketing strategy. The agency assures him they can
    create a memorable advertising campaign in a week.

    The following week Murphy goes back to the agency and is shown in
    to a small theatre to view the finished commercial.

    The lights go off and screen springs into life.

    On the screen is a sunset over a desert. The camera pans around
    to a hill and zooms in to the top of the hill. At the top of the
    hill is a wooden pole. The camera climbs up the pole to where a
    couple of feet are hanging. It then carries on up to a man's
    torso, up to his face, and there is Jesus' face. It then moves
    along an outstretched arm, to a hand pinned firmly to a stake by
    a gleaming nail. On the nail is proudly emblazoned:

    "Murphy's Nails" A caption appears on the screen

    "Murphy's nails - they'll never let you down"

    Murphy is outraged, "You'll get me shut down," he screams,
    "That's blasphemous! I'll give you a week to come up with a
    decent campaign or I'll go elsewhere. "

    A week later Murphy goes back to the advertising agency and is
    shown into the theatre. "This had better be an improvement" he
    warns. The lights dim and the screen leaps into life.

    On the screen is a Roman street with lots of people milling
    about. The camera then pans quickly to left to see Jesus running
    like hell being pursued by two Roman guards. The camera then
    zooms in on the two guards, to catch one saying to the other

    "This would never have happened if we'd used Murphy's nails. "

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  3. #2
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  4. #3
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    Mar 2011


    ya if thay used my nails that wud never happen lol i have lovely nail :P

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