Level 7 - must be all that sodomy I engage in.
Gaurded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and
encircled within the river Phlegethon , filled with
boiling blood , is the Seventh Level of Hell . The
violent , the assasins , the tyrants , and the war-
mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the
river , while centaurs armed with bows and
arrows shoot those who try to escape their
punishment . The stench here is overpowering .
This level is also home to the wood of the
suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting
branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final
judgement, their bodies will hang from their
branches. In those branches the Harpies , foul
birdlike creatures with human faces , make their
nests . Beyond the wood is scorching sand where
those who committed violence against God and
nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain
down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers
and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues
more loosed to lamentation, and out of their
eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers , who
followed neither nature nor art , also share
company in the Seventh Level.
Sounds badass!!