Who is in the mood for record breaking???

[Pinkeye]

Who will Tell the Book or World Records so they can confirm the record and put it in their book?

[westcorklad]

Alec is the master of disguise around here

What happened on 19-04-10 at 22:39?

This thread may be of interest to you Lucy

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...t=Online+Users

[aml]

Most users ever online was 700, 19-04-10 at 22:39.

That's the current record... Let's beat it before the year is out!!! I recommend that Sunday 20th of march everyone logs on at 11pm....

Anyone up for it?

I'm up for that.

[Lucy Chambers]

This thread may be of interest to you Lucy

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...t=Online+Users

So they are going to try and beat a computer glitch? Okkkaaay.

[Rayden]

I wonder if everyone logged on, how many would have the number "69" in their name?

[carlos marvado]

Actually what happened on the 19th April 2010 at 10:39 pm or thereabouts went down in the annals of E-I history. It also left an indelible mark on the city of Limerick. It's quite a long story actually, but if you are patient and we can keep Lucy quite for a few minutes, I will try to give you all the abridged version.

It all started out sometime in early April 2010 with Alec Horan getting the notion into his head that he would like to be able to have all his user names logged in at the same time. I know it does'nt make much sense, but when did Horan ever make much sense anyway. Even though Alec likes to hob-nob with his cricket mates, let's just say that the number of laptops required for such a stunt would be way beyond Alec's financial capabilities. However, he knew somebody working in a local computer manufacturing plant, who let's say, knew how to get things in and out without anybody noticing.......basically this chap, who was one of Alec's cricket mates was making his own laptops from spare parts sneeked out of the plant.

On the evening of 19th April 2010, Alec gained access to the plant after all the workers had gone home for the evening. He then unpacked hundreds of boxed laptops and set them up on the assembly line, connecting them all up, installing them, connecting them to the internet and then loading E-I up on each of them. He then took the list of user names that he had created over the preceding weeks and began to log in with a different name on each laptop. This was of course quite time consumming, and as Alec was'nt actually doing anything other then logging in, he discovered that he was starting to get timed out and therefore logged out, so he spent hour after hour going back and forth along the assembly line logging back in when he had been kicked out. Eventually at 10:39 pm Alec had all his user names logged in and with the help of his cricket mates in Limerick and a few langers from Cork the magic 700 was achieved.

While this was all going on, Horan's good mate Experienced Punter, who does'nt play cricket and would'nt know a cricket bat from a hurley had arranged to distract the entire city including the gardai, fire and ambulance service, so that Horan would remain undistured. Ex. P. went to his favourite hotel and made his way onto the roof of the Clarion. Once there, he did a bit of a jig and threw a few knickers off the roof to grab the attention of passers by. In short order, the guards, fire and ambulance service, civil defence and an outside broadcasting unit from RTE were in front of the hotel with the Gardai doing their best to talk him out of jumping. The good burghers of Limerick, on the other hand were shouting...."Jump, jump ya f**king bastard". Ex. P. stood his ground though and kept negotiating with the gardai while the crowds waited in anticipation.

Across Limerick city, in what can only be described as a tenement for the 21st century, Mousey was watching the RTE news on a stollen plasma screen TV. When the Ex. P. piece was broadcast, Mousey jumped up and scurried across the city to Ex. P.'s gaff, whereupon he forced his way into the house using a crowbar which he always kept for such important work and purloined Ex.P.'s world famous lingerie collection in it's entirety (minus the few items that Ex.P. had taken with him to throw off the roof of the Clarion). Mousey then embarked on a brothel crawl across the entire city of Limerick. He initially introduced himself to the ladies as Alec Horan, but after he came across a few who actually knew Alec, from having watched him playing cricket, he opted to introduce himself as Experienced Punter instead. This worked very well, as he had the famous knicker collection in his possession to prove his credentials. There were some reports that some of the garments were of such a high quality, that some ladies provided sexual services in exchange for basques, matching sets, barby doll outfits and the like.

Unfortunately because of Mousey's dastardly and unethical behaviour, both Alec Horan and Experienced Punter are now saddled with the unenviable reputation of being the possessors of micro penises. This is the main reason why I as a moderator now observe Mousey's activities very closely indeed. Unfortunately when this was happening last year, I was ourside the country engaged in foreign affairs activities with a busty blonde.....however I shall be here on Saturday to make sure that there is no repetition of this type of activity.

So to those of you who have been wondering, now you know why Horan is such a smug self-satisfied bastard, why Experienced Punter is now such a completely morose bastard, and why Mousey is still the same devious little agitating bastard that he's always been.........and why Limerick has a reputation that it richly deserves.

That's it........you can talk again Lucy.

[tuam sham]

Keeping it topical

[10inchesandcounting]

Say when, and I will be there!!

[tuam sham]

The countdown is on

[Blond chick NIKKY]

Why not good idea!