Cheltenham Festival 2011

[monster_monster]

Right folks, didn't manage to get to a bookie today was stuck in stupid meetings and I hate online betting (no fun unless you're shouting at a TV and waving slips in your hand). I'm not the best with the horses but I do enjoy a flutter and always get swept away this time of year. So my task for you is tips, tips and more tips so I can make a few quid. I'm not interested in placing large amounts so feck off with your 2/1 shite odds. Also, no turning this thread into some type of, "eh, I don't bet and can't help you" thread.

Now fly my pretties and gather me all the tips.

Also, don't just come back with a horse name, I want this shit civil so, first date, second time, third name, forth odds, finally tip (to win or e/w)
e.g. 16th, 13:30, Pearlysteps, 16/1, win

[Banjo]

Would you like us to go out and place your bets for you as well while we're at it ?

Since you've banned saying I don't bet etc. then I've nothing to say.

[monster_monster]

Would you like us to go out and place your bets for you as well while we're at it ?

Since you've banned saying I don't bet etc. then I've nothing to say.

ohhhhh I see what you did there!!! Shame on you Banjo, especially since QPH nominated you for a mod position

[Ric Hardgear]

first race Alpha beat e/w 9/2 doubled with Master Unintended fav 7/2 3.20 you could do a treble on banjo being a mod at evens on...sure they accept any auld pussy these days

[Banjo]

first race Alpha beat e/w 9/2 doubled with Master Unintended fav 7/2 3.20 you could do a treble on banjo being a mod at evens on...sure they accept any auld pussy these days

Er, excuse me - pussy ??

And don't you know there's a ban on non-English languages on this forum ? What the hell was that ??

Dooooccccc - over here. I got one !

[Ric Hardgear]

Er, excuse me - pussy ??

And don't you know there's a ban on non-English languages on this forum ? What the hell was that ??

Dooooccccc - over here. I got one !

pussy ..cat ...benny...mod ....sometimes i dont even make myself laugh.....

[willywinkey]

16th of March - 5.15pm (Bumper) - Tusa Eire (Ruby Walsh) - 14/1 - Good each way bet.