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    Imagine just imagine if you could create your own gentlemans club,decked out with bar ,pool,bedrooms and dungeon ,populated by your favourite escorts and run by your favourite madam,and its all legal ,no pimps,. run on a co.op dave 1 dave ideal ,would that be your prefered way of punting or do you prefer the more discrete version as it is now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Imagine just imagine if you could create your own gentlemans club,decked out with bar ,pool,bedrooms and dungeon ,populated by your favourite escorts and run by your favourite madam,and its all legal ,no pimps,. run on a co.op dave 1 dave ideal ,would that be your prefered way of punting or do you prefer the more discrete version as it is now?
    I'll go for your first option there ric , heaven on earth .: lol doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    As long as I can be the madam, I am all for it too
    I am in fact a great organisator !
    Available for outcalls and very rarely for an ocassional weekend tour, watch my profile when I advertise.

    Independent & Charming Companion.

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    If it was my design i would prefer the first.
    It would have a St Andrews Cross on the wall, a chair with a vibrating dildo that u can be strapped to. A bench that u could be tied to and a toilet box for mistresses to use me as a toilet. And a electric fence for peeing on and oh wait ! a fucking machine and a suspension rack and a cage for locking me in and lots of leather lined walls and mirrors lots of mirrors and Jessicajessy turned physco .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torturedarc View Post
    If it was my design i would prefer the first.
    It would have a St Andrews Cross on the wall, a chair with a vibrating dildo that u can be strapped to. A bench that u could be tied to and a toilet box for mistresses to use me as a toilet. And a electric fence for peeing on and oh wait ! a fucking machine and a suspension rack and a cage for locking me in and lots of leather lined walls and mirrors lots of mirrors and Jessicajessy turned physco .
    I would like to unsubscribe from your mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torturedarc View Post
    If it was my design i would prefer the first.
    It would have a St Andrews Cross on the wall, a chair with a vibrating dildo that u can be strapped to. A bench that u could be tied to and a toilet box for mistresses to use me as a toilet. And a electric fence for peeing on and oh wait ! a fucking machine and a suspension rack and a cage for locking me in and lots of leather lined walls and mirrors lots of mirrors and Jessicajessy turned physco .
    Fuck me you dont want much ...better reapply for planning it seems the dungeon needs to be extended..
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Only problem is it cant be done in Ireland which presents one with certain foreign travel logistical difficulties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Imagine just imagine if you could create your own gentlemans club,decked out with bar ,pool,bedrooms and dungeon ,populated by your favourite escorts and run by your favourite madam,and its all legal ,no pimps,. run on a co.op dave 1 dave ideal ,would that be your prefered way of punting or do you prefer the more discrete version as it is now?
    Well, I created such a place back in the late 90's on Morehampton Rd., a couple of doors down from Sacks Hotel in Dublin; I remembered reading in one of james Joyce's books about a brothel, so I tried to fashion this place like the one I read in the book it was originally a B.B. so neighbors wouldn't mind the traffic, and since Sacks had a disco, the neighbors were use to noise, which came in handy as The Burlington Hotel's security would give our address to punters on the lookout for fun! So there was a steady stream of late-nite clients; the landlord know what was going on, he actually put the Security at the Burlington wide, and he also got his friends, posh D4 types, to come to the place; it helped also that I served hard and soft liquour free of charge; letting girls take bottles of wine, beer and Spirts helped the place get REALLY busy fast! I wanted the place to get a name for itself, which it did! So many clients would come by and say ''their friends told them about the place''. People would ring the doorbell at all times of the night, and since their were English girls over from England there was always someone to look after them.


    I didn't make a lot of money because the rent was WAY too high, but i didn't care as I was having fun being my own boss The place didn't last that long as I am sure two of my competitors called Garda, it couldn't have been anyone else, the place was too well located. Weeks after it closed the landlord would ring me up and tell me to bring back the girls and open back up because clients were sill ringing the doorbell, and they didn't look like gureyors.

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    OMG...thats the stuff of legend ,you have to write a book Anita,.I love hearing those stories ,you have weaved yourself into the fabric of Dublin,..never to be forgotten , I applaud you ...for fuck sake that post deserves a cead mile failte/thanks...
    Last edited by Ric Hardgear; 15-03-11 at 23:28.
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torturedarc View Post
    If it was my design i would prefer the first.
    It would have a St Andrews Cross on the wall, a chair with a vibrating dildo that u can be strapped to. A bench that u could be tied to and a toilet box for mistresses to use me as a toilet. And a electric fence for peeing on and oh wait ! a fucking machine and a suspension rack and a cage for locking me in and lots of leather lined walls and mirrors lots of mirrors and Jessicajessy turned physco .
    f%^& that!! on a number of fronts!!! too hardcore for me! as long as theres lots of gorgeous girls there id be happy

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