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    If he was still alive, Albert Einstein would have been 132 years old today, he was a true genius & amongst many other major accomplishments helped the US develop it's defence program which shaped the modern world.
    He was a Wicklow resident briefly & is known to have banged the arse off many fine ladies in the vicinity- it's no wonder many residents of The Garden of ireland have a big wild mane of hair & sparkling brown eyes.( or perhaps it's true about the sheep cross-breeding..)-

    Among his many discoveries was his Provider's Law of Relativity and sEx = €€2
    whereby he proved that time is indeed money & that if you're mean with a lady that you relatively quickly get shown the door

    He as also largely instrumental in the
    Large Hairy Hole argument and Entwurf theory

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    I think he would have enjoyed this forum, it makes the theory of relativity sound a piece of piss


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    Going by that photo, he also was a dab hand at cunnilingus........I just wonder if he had a formula for bringing the ladies to orgasm?

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    Einstein was nothing but a hack. I don't believe in relativity as it's given by Einstein.

    An infinitely greater thinker was was Nikola Tesla, who also didn't admire Einstein's work very much.



    Without Tesla E-I wouldn't exist!!!! We wouldn't be typing like this. Tesla was the true genius of modern times.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

    This is what Tesla said of Einstein's work:

    magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king ... its exponents are brilliant men but they are metaphysicists rather than scientists .

    I agree with what Tesla said about space cannot be curved, and also time cannot by definition slow down... it is matter that can slows down. Tesla also pointed out that some of the correct things attributed to Einstein were actually discovered by one of his fellow countryman decades earlier. Einstein was nothing but a big joke.

    And my view isn't some conspiracy or extremely radical theory about Einstein, many have questioned Einstein's true contributions to Physics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    I just wonder if he had a formula for bringing the ladies to orgasm?
    Energy= magnitude x cum^2

    Well that’s the theory, there is a technique error which he hasn't factored in which can lead to complete failure in practice!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Einstein was nothing but a hack. I don't believe in relativity as it's given by Einstein.

    An infinitely greater thinker was was Nikola Tesla, who also didn't admire Einstein's work very much.



    Without Tesla E-I wouldn't exist!!!! We wouldn't be typing like this. Tesla was the true genius of modern times.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

    This is what Tesla said of Einstein's work:

    magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king ... its exponents are brilliant men but they are metaphysicists rather than scientists .

    I agree with what Tesla said about space cannot be curved, and also time cannot by definition slow down... it is matter that can slows down. Tesla also pointed out that some of the correct things attributed to Einstein were actually discovered by one of his fellow countryman decades earlier. Einstein was nothing but a big joke.

    And my view isn't some conspiracy or extremely radical theory about Einstein, many have questioned Einstein's true contributions to Physics.
    einstein was a bone fide genius, tesla dont compare period
    einstein was the reason physics developed so fast after 1905, his list of accomplishments are huge but
    he did make one huge error and he admitted it to peers in 1933, it was where he introduced a mathematical constant to ensure the answers he wanted in a formula came out - a little naughty, but he was decades ahead of his time
    also he seemed to be a horny little guy too!!

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