he only locked his own thread, what next doc lol
he only locked his own thread, what next doc lol
dr love (10-03-11)
69patrick69 (10-03-11)
69patrick69 (10-03-11)
I'll tell ya. He'll have us all on prescription medicine before the year is out... Mark my words !!
dr love (10-03-11)
Him and that slimey wee pus* scab Benny have shown they are not to be trusted by any of their old mates on the boards. By applying for the mod job, they showed an intrinsic superiority complex over the rest of us, and now that they have access to the BAN button (which must be a gigantic flashing neon red thing, given its popularity) we must never ever trust them with anything whatsoever, least of all being a bit of craic.
* see what I did there? Am I fuckin' brilliant or what?![]()
benin (11-03-11), dr love (10-03-11), Lucy Chambers (10-03-11), Ric Hardgear (11-03-11)
My favourite mod is prettywoman. She just seems bored. The others all seem psychotic to varying degrees.
Last edited by El Gordo; 11-03-11 at 01:02.
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
Brilliant... fuckin Brilliant I say... Had you included 'Durty turncoat bastards' you would have been promoted to sheer genius.
These two despicable cads were deceiving us all along. They were recruited by that Nazi Kommandant Herr Patricia, to infiltrate the ranks and spy on us members feigning friendships and loyalties. As we were “Thanking them for there useful posts” they were laughing at us from the Pat Cave. Then when the revolution of the common member against the repressive moderation enemy was in full swing and was coming to a crescendo, they strike and crush the enemy from within. I was growing to like Doc and had considered Benny as my friend, but now I feel cast out into a wilderness, not knowing who to befriend or trust any more.
Now that they have satisfactorily dissolved the coup, they proceed to use heavy-handed tactics to kick us while we are down. Each time the revolutionaries hold a secret meeting they seek and find it and shut it down before we have a chance to get going. (well Doc does anyway, Benny’s finger quivers over that neon light but he hasn’t the BALLS to push the button). But we will not be beaten, we will regroup. We will meet in forests and fields and bushes (psssst...or across the road..) like our fore fathers did 800 years ago…We did it before.... And we can do it again.
(To protect myself in the future all PMs that you would like to send to Jamescork, must be sent to Lucy Chambers, whereupon they will be scanned for troll/espionage content and subsequently forwarded if deemed safe. I apologise for the inconvenience but I feel it was a step I had to take.)
I trust no one now…. No one I say….
Viva la Revoloution….
69patrick69 (11-03-11), dr love (11-03-11)