I'm just glad escorts answer their phones Denise .: lol doc
I'm just glad escorts answer their phones Denise .: lol doc
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
denise89 (10-03-11)
When ppl whisper it kind of creeps me out oh and the real heavy beathing while asking what I'm wearing lol and when ppl ask am I still "open" haha of this list will grow :P
A friend of mine wanted to visit an escort, but they all kept hanging up on him !
You see he gets a bad stammer when he gets nervous, so is very hard to understand.
One escort listened to him for a few seconds as he tried to arrange an appointment, and just said to him "Listen hunny either get off the washing machine when you are on the phone, so I can understand you. Or I'm hanging up !"
His nickname ever since has been Hotpoint.
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I can only imagine some of the shite the ladies must get on the phone.
I can't say I've got anything too interesting to report about calling to make an appointment. There was one occasion where a lady mixed my appointment up with someone elses. She was dressed as a bunny when I arrived which I thought was a bit odd. Didn't think much of it though until at the end she queried whether or not I was satisfied. I said the bunny thing was a bit weird but other than that I had enjoyed our appointment. A few confused exchanges later it became clear someone else had asked for the bunny suit. She was a little mortified and confused ... I just giggled a bit and reassured her that I was satisfied and left.
rimmerguy (10-03-11)
An escort in England once told me a fella called and told her he had a terrible dose of thrush but would she still him if he wore a condom.
Just for sport and cause she was having a bad day she told him she would and then when he arrived at the door told him she'd changed her mind and gave him an earful for being a fcuking eejit.
that one is clasic willyip we need more of that
denise €20 for an hour ha ha
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ciara (11-03-11)
as an update folks....i got a call wearlyer about a felow wanting to tread me a 30 minute sesion...and hel bring me hes couch....!anyone buying ? i`m selling?![]()