Forrest (10-03-11)
All the best VJ.Glad to see that you will continue to post here.
The Truth is out there.
vampirejackie (11-03-11)
Now at last I can stretch my legs out in the Patcave again..........I always hated to have to share a narrow bunk and no doubt the bite marks will heal over time and I will even recover from the anemia.
When Jackie first came to us 8 short months ago she made an immediate impact on the site. She went from swinging around aimlessly to kicking ass in a serious manner........it was obvious that she was ideally suited to inflicting pain. But I gave her some wise counselling and demonstrated that if she was intent on giving somebody a real pain in the ass..........the strap-on was mightier than the boot. I even instructed Jackie on the delicate art of inserting a pine cone, and successfully extracting it again.......a procedure which is even more complicated.
So having come to the Patcave as a relatively inexperienced and innocent woman, we shall now be letting her loose on society once more as a totally perverted and sadistic coogar who would drain every drop of the various fluids that can be found in the "corpus maculinus". Vampire Jackie has now devoted her life to following the teachings and practices of that greatest of Masters, the Marquis de Sade, who thought us that God created man and woman in such a manner, that all orifices should be avenues to experience both pain and pleasure in equal measure.
It is with deep regret that we will bid a fond farewell to Jackie tomorrow........but on the positive side, we're all looking forward to giving her one final mass rodgering in the Patcave before we chuck her out.
Remember Jackie that as you travel along the highways and byways that will criss cross the patters of life, that you are never really alone.........because there are more perverted brothers and sisters out there than normal people.
God Bless Jackie.........and if he does'nt, just bend over and I'll bless ya.![]()
Last edited by carlos marvado; 10-03-11 at 21:32.
vampirejackie (11-03-11)
bye bye......
vampirejackie (11-03-11)
Good luck with the new job as IT manager.
If I ever get the sack I know where to send my CV
And remember after years of resistance you were the one that used your persuasive powers to sign me up for facebook
I'll never forgive you lol
Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories
vampirejackie (11-03-11)
Can someone tell me how to spell "ban happy"?
Fnar fnar.
Good luck in your new job, Jackie, but for fucksake don't tell them about this one![]()
vampirejackie (11-03-11)
You may never know the effect you have have on us VJ, and for that I thank you.
Forget about the sexy avatar, the sexy talk, or the beauty that rises
from a beautiful and/or gorgeous lady.
What is important is the lady within that shines within that shell.
For this I thank you as you have been a pleasure and dream to encounter.
May I wish you again my heartfelt wishes and regards in your future career.
If ever you wish any assistance in the future, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Last edited by Sam Spade; 10-03-11 at 23:56.
vampirejackie (11-03-11)
I would like to wish you well in all future endeavors VJ.![]()
vampirejackie (11-03-11)