name and address of the spider please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
name and address of the spider please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
taking a break, but not gone
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wanted the best 69 (09-03-11)
Get me that fucking spider - QUICK!!!
Once a prick - always a prick.
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I'd let it bite me straight on the mickey, so it get's straight into the system and there's no time wasted! LOL!
rover (09-03-11), wanted the best 69 (09-03-11)
Well the nice guy at the pet shop even gave me a link to an online care sheet for my new pet.
I've decided to call him Bitey, and he fits quite well in a matchbox. So I can keep him in my pocket !
http://www.petbugs.com/caresheets/P-fera.html
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Spiders are fucking horrible animals. They're creepy as fuck, and crawley as shite.
Incidentally, there are no land animals on Earth that have a natural predator's instinct towards humans (feel fee to debate that one if you read it, nicegirls) - mose of them prefer to avoid us - but I am personally convinced that spiders are EVIL, right down to their little arachnid souls. If they COULD eat you, they fucking WOULD.
Google a jumping spider's eyes. This tiny spider sees in colour and has superb vision. It's sight is so good in comparison to its fellow monsters that it can follow your finger as you move it around in the air. So the next time you find one in your house, remember - the fucking thing can SEE you.
The Brazilian Wandering spider actually eats mice !! It's on the care sheet !Spiders are fucking horrible animals. They're creepy as fuck, and crawley as shite.
Incidentally, there are no land animals on Earth that have a natural predator's instinct towards humans (feel fee to debate that one if you read it, nicegirls
Google a jumping spider's eyes. This tiny spider sees in colour and has superb vision. It's sight is so good in comparison to its fellow monsters that it can follow your finger as you move it around in the air. So the next time you find one in your house, remember - the fucking thing can SEE you.
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