Ye miserable bastards

**Forrest** · 05-03-11, 23:09

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

WHAT!!! .... As old as Mark... Much younger.

Stop being an attention seeking Diva, and just tell us how old you are, ya laaaannnnnggggeeerrrrrr

**benin** · 05-03-11, 23:13

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Did somebody just say something. Sorry I thought one of my buddies just spoke.

what does tm ex-benin mean jimbo?

**Morpheus** · 06-03-11, 00:40

Happy 60th birthday James. You look great for your age! (The bouncing boobs - I mean)

**JAMESCORK** · 06-03-11, 01:18

Originally Posted by benin

what does tm ex-benin mean jimbo?

Benny.. I just gotta say somethng first...

EEEEEERIKAAAAAAAAAAAA... muaaah.

Ok, now that I have that off my chest.... Benny my boy.... the fact you have left the side down is saddening and something you will have to deal with yourself. But having had a pint with the lads and having discussed your reasons for defection, this is the best we can come up with. You were obviously feeling down at the fact that a 'girlie' had passed you out on the Rep scale. But in fairness said 'girlie' has proven to be more popular than you. Not only is she more entertaining but she has also shown to have more wit. This is just a fact of life that you will unfortunately have to live with. Now I know you will argue that she has illegally and dishonestly gained Rep points by flashing her tits and starting ‘Isn’t Lucy great’ threads, the fact is still there that she has surpassed your previously unattainable rep score and now stands above you on the table. But your prominence on the table had never been an issue when it came to our friendship and loyalty before, it is more the underhanded way you decided to remove yourself from the public forum for weeks on end only to reincarnate yourself as a mod…. one of them. This was a bitter pill indeed…

Debest put forward that you have always been a ‘fraggle rock shagging sex pest!!’ and seems to think this is relevant. Lucy said ‘that bastard has always been a rep whore’ and maintains you were jealous. Some of the others thought that you were shaggin Doozies sister and that he had influenced you. Whatever the reasons, we all agreed that this was a terrible blow to the EI community and we bade a sad farewell to Benny, now collectively renamed ‘Ex-Benin’ for the foreseeable future.

Jimbop,
(a loyal member of the EI community…. )

**lovethegirls** · 06-03-11, 02:49

Happy birthday old man. Ive just come from a birthday party.

**armani man** · 06-03-11, 03:24

i think your now 85 yrs old but a brain of 14 yrs old kid

**nick2010** · 06-03-11, 04:12

Happy birthday my darling ... You are special and it doesn't matter how old you are but who you are, and I think you are lovely ;-)

Kisses, hugs, love and best wishes for your birthday

Nick xxxx

**Hman** · 06-03-11, 10:23

Happy Birthday Jimbo!

Frankly, I don't give a fuck how old you are!! LOL

**Ric Hardgear** · 06-03-11, 12:08

happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu

**samlad** · 06-03-11, 12:09

Happy birthday Corky

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