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  1. 05-03-11, 22:18 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).

    Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.

    So how old is Jamescork.

    I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter
    Ah, I think I know how old you are but you are looking well for your age. Happy birthday darling, a million happy returns xxx
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    Happy birthday my darling ... You are special and it doesn't matter how old you are but who you are, and I think you are lovely ;-)

    Kisses, hugs, love and best wishes for your birthday

    Nick xxxx
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    Happy Birthday Jimbo!

    Frankly, I don't give a fuck how old you are!! LOL
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    Default happy birthday to you

    happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu
    a thousand kisses deep..
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    Happy birthday Corky
    Last edited by samlad; 06-03-11 at 12:12.
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    Happy belated birthday :-)
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    Oh for God sake.
    He's 57
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    you are def gettin crankier with age!LOL,Happy birthday,hope you had a great day&(get your rocks)without payin.LOL
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    Happy 60th Jimbop.
    How the fu*k are we supposed to know its your birthday ?
    Yer sister never mentioned it last night..
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  19. 05-03-11, 22:29 #10
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    I think James is 45
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