Me ?

[Bruno69]

I am married to a fantastic lady, which of course makes me a bastard!
We often hear ladies talk about what bastards men are!
Well, as one, let me introduce myself to you.

Perhaps the b*stards and c*nts should get together and leave good people of this world to find their soul mates?

Good idea. I used to be a bastard too. Now, I'm a complete cunt !