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    Now that E-I has moved into the second decade of the 21st century since Jesus washed the feet of an escort, I have to ask this question.

    Is Alec Horan still relevant on today's boards?

    After all, he doesn't contribute anything to any conversations. He just makes smirkey snide sneery comments designed to make you angry. He posts threads with the most retarded of premises in a pathetic effort to get people to think he's funny. His constant to-ing and fro-ing between his schizophrenic menagerie of characters (who are all equally shit) is just irritating now. For fuck sake, he doesn't even punt.

    With no wit, no brains, no balls, no talent, and no hope, I put it to you that Alec Horan is a waste of online space and is a mere irrelevance in our collective online life.

    Thank you.






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    Yes, he is as germaine as you are. As in, not very. You see the thing with Alec is he is actually your pillar here. Remove him, you will crumble into a dust of obscurity and madness. Cast him aside at your peril

    And about that washing of feet thing. Maggie definitely did the soaping, and according to the Opus Dei Squad they were actually married. So Jesus was in matrimony with the Jezebel
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    Lads ! I'm just bck from a 19 hour bender watching and celebrating Irelands stunning victory in the Cricket World Cup. Still in such a good mood that I cannot but love and laugh at life and such. Will no doubt be in a foul mood and with an evil hangover in a few hours and will reply wth great wit and venom and smash the hamster with some stunning comments.


    Until then, May your God bless you all and good luck.


    Yours, Alec

    on the finest day in Irish Cricket history with tears still welling in his cynical eyes.
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    Not really relevant, no, but at his best he's more entertaining than a Venezuelan soap opera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Now that E-I has moved into the second decade of the 21st century since Jesus washed the feet of an escort, I have to ask this question.

    Is Alec Horan still relevant on today's boards?

    After all, he doesn't contribute anything to any conversations. He just makes smirkey snide sneery comments designed to make you angry. He posts threads with the most retarded of premises in a pathetic effort to get people to think he's funny. His constant to-ing and fro-ing between his schizophrenic menagerie of characters (who are all equally shit) is just irritating now. For fuck sake, he doesn't even punt.

    With no wit, no brains, no balls, no talent, and no hope, I put it to you that Alec Horan is a waste of online space and is a mere irrelevance in our collective online life.

    Thank you.
    mousey
    without alec, you would not have alot to say, seems we had best keep him, god knows what might reappear,
    think about it





    Mousey is brilliant. Mousey is your friend. Mousey's a funny lad. Mousey's the type of lad you wouldn't mind shagging your sister. Mousey is right.
    without alec, you would not have alot to say, seems we had best keep him, god knows what might reappear,
    think about it
    taking a break, but not gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Now that E-I has moved into the second decade of the 21st century since Jesus washed the feet of an escort, I have to ask this question.

    Is Alec Horan still relevant on today's boards?

    After all, he doesn't contribute anything to any conversations. He just makes smirkey snide sneery comments designed to make you angry. He posts threads with the most retarded of premises in a pathetic effort to get people to think he's funny. His constant to-ing and fro-ing between his schizophrenic menagerie of characters (who are all equally shit) is just irritating now. For fuck sake, he doesn't even punt.

    With no wit, no brains, no balls, no talent, and no hope, I put it to you that Alec Horan is a waste of online space and is a mere irrelevance in our collective online life.

    Thank you.






    Mousey is brilliant. Mousey is your friend. Mousey's a funny lad. Mousey's the type of lad you wouldn't mind shagging your sister. Mousey is right.
    Chill out Mousey, Alec's not so bad, I like his sarcastic approach, I find him quite humourous, it's all part of the make-up of the site, variety is the spice of life.

    He's so fond of you Mousey, he carries you around with him.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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