E-I St. Patrick's Day Competition 2011

[dave1dave]

Well, maybe the ladies would like to write some rude things about guys as well

Oh Dear

I can just see it now.....

I met Dave1dave he's such a nice guy,
With a penis the size of a mosquito fly.

[Amy Alison]

Oh Dear

I can just see it now.....

I met Dave1dave he's such a nice guy,
With a penis the size of a mosquito fly.

Or more likely:

I met Dave1dave he's such a nice guy,
A kiss and I was hooked, I'll never say goodbye !

Or whatever similar along those lines.

[rover]

Oh Dear

I can just see it now.....

I met Dave1dave he's such a nice guy,
With a penis the size of a mosquito fly.

Ditto Dave.

Rover was out on the hunt,
God help him, the poor old c**t.