Jimbop ? He's due for release into general population..

[dave1dave]

I think it would frighten the bejaysus out of him dave , although a gold one would suit your profile .: lol doc

Ohhh I only I had a gold one !!!

First thing I would introduce would something I used to call the "Shut The Fuck Up Ban" when I was Moderating.
It was great. It could be given to anyone going off on a rant, it was a one hour timeout. Like an infraction but more fun