Why don't/can't men follow directions?

[Lucy Chambers]

Yes and dicks don't have ears.

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

[Sexy Alesia]

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

Last year a guy called me.I gave him my direction.He was searching for my street one hour...and in the end i ask him where he is,he reply he`s in Galway.I say ok i`m in waterford,last time i was in galway in 2009 ))))
And i don`t understand something,when i gave my apartment number i say first:I GAVE U MY APARTMENT NUMBER,BUT PLS DON`T REPEAT THE NUMBER CAUSE I DON`T WANT THE PEOPLE AROUND TO HEAR U.And after i say the number they reply: ok so number *.Sometimes after they come in the building they call me again and they ask me again the apartment number )) and all neighbours can hear them

[willyup]

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

Ha! I've done that!. Two hotels in a city belonging to the same chain within 100 yards of each other. I went to the wrong one. Poor woman got a bit of a fright.

[paul_m]

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

Your first mistake there was that he was from Kerry