Why don't/can't men follow directions?

[Violette]

Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?

[OnlyMe]

Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?

I can only assume it's a woman giving them

[Violette]

I can only assume it's a woman giving them

Yes, and dicks don't have ears. Interpret that however you wish.

[Lucy Chambers]

Yes and dicks don't have ears.

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

[Sexy Alesia]

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

Last year a guy called me.I gave him my direction.He was searching for my street one hour...and in the end i ask him where he is,he reply he`s in Galway.I say ok i`m in waterford,last time i was in galway in 2009 ))))
And i don`t understand something,when i gave my apartment number i say first:I GAVE U MY APARTMENT NUMBER,BUT PLS DON`T REPEAT THE NUMBER CAUSE I DON`T WANT THE PEOPLE AROUND TO HEAR U.And after i say the number they reply: ok so number *.Sometimes after they come in the building they call me again and they ask me again the apartment number )) and all neighbours can hear them

[willyup]

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

Ha! I've done that!. Two hotels in a city belonging to the same chain within 100 yards of each other. I went to the wrong one. Poor woman got a bit of a fright.

[paul_m]

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

Your first mistake there was that he was from Kerry

[City Gent]

It's easy really, when a woman says take the next right the man assumes (wrongly most times) she actually means the next right but no she means the next right you just passed.

[Lucy Chambers]

It's easy really, when a woman says take the next right the man assumes (wrongly most times) she actually means the next right but no she means the next right you just passed.

Sample of recent exchange..

Go to the main street in *****. Park outside the (well known shop) and call me.

Half hour later....no client. Call, no answer. One hour later than planned, call from client. I am here. Well done you. Ok, walk across street and walk up clearly marked avenue. Call when you reach square. 15 mins later, ok, I am at shop now, where do I go? WTF? Ok, repeat. Five mins later, ok, I am in square. Ok, go here, press buzzer. Ten mins later. What number? Grrr. Let clients in after giving floor. Ten minutes later, call, which floor? You get the idea....

[OnlyMe]

Sample of recent exchange..

Go to the main street in *****. Park outside the (well known shop) and call me.

Half hour later....no client. Call, no answer. One hour later than planned, call from client. I am here. Well done you. Ok, walk across street and walk up clearly marked avenue. Call when you reach square. 15 mins later, ok, I am at shop now, where do I go? WTF? Ok, repeat. Five mins later, ok, I am in square. Ok, go here, press buzzer. Ten mins later. What number? Grrr. Let clients in after giving floor. Ten minutes later, call, which floor? You get the idea....

Why not text or just give the address?
I've parked my car in a similar situation only to be given the most ridiculous directions where I could have parked my car about a mile closer.

Although I accept your directions I expect are of a far higher standard.