It's easy really, when a woman says take the next right the man assumes (wrongly most times) she actually means the next right but no she means the next right you just passed.
It's easy really, when a woman says take the next right the man assumes (wrongly most times) she actually means the next right but no she means the next right you just passed.
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Morpheus (27-02-11)
Rayden (26-02-11)
Not true, I give excellent directions, down to the meter, the problem is in Ireland, they don't listen, don't read street names, and don't look at land marks. They all think they have the navigational capacity of a homing pigeon, which they don't.
For the love of god, how difficult is it to turn right at the corner and walk to the end of the street?
Last edited by Violette; 26-02-11 at 23:20.
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And I also find girls speak quietly on the phone, understandably when they are in an apartment block with neighbours on the other side of those thin walls.
Text is the answer !
Sample of recent exchange..
Go to the main street in *****. Park outside the (well known shop) and call me.
Half hour later....no client. Call, no answer. One hour later than planned, call from client. I am here. Well done you. Ok, walk across street and walk up clearly marked avenue. Call when you reach square. 15 mins later, ok, I am at shop now, where do I go? WTF? Ok, repeat. Five mins later, ok, I am in square. Ok, go here, press buzzer. Ten mins later. What number? Grrr. Let clients in after giving floor. Ten minutes later, call, which floor? You get the idea....
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