Why don't/can't men follow directions?

[Morpheus]

Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?

Usually, the client is outdoors on the street. It's hard to hear, there is traffic, might be windy also. We might struggle with girls accent etc. I'm an intelligent enough guy, not hard of hearing either, but I've had plenty of frustration with this over the years.

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I am sorry you're frustrated about clients not seeming to get directions Violette. However, I must assure you that we really do want to get to an escorts place and therefore the perceived 'not being able to take directions', certainly isn't intentional.

I certainly find the directions bit the most stressful part on any visit to a new escort. This is partly due to what Brumo has said above. But in addition to this I find that I am usualy very excited and anxious at the same time. This of course is a bad combination for understanding and following instructions. I suspect most clients are like this.

So the next time some poor guy gets it wrong, please have heart - its only because he's so excited and nervous about seeing you.

[anon361]

I tried reading all the replies but I'm on my phone in a terrible reception area so it's taking to long so I'll just add my 2 cents worth, from all the ladies I have visited very few gave good directions and those that thought they were actually were probably giving the worst, women assume too much and notice different land marks to a man, another big problem I found was ladies giving directions by the colour of buildings, do they not now how many men in this country are either colour deficient or in my case colour blind
I live in Navan and have done all my life, I know it like the back of my hand but sometimes it's comical to listen to the ladies trying to give you directions, example, you go down Flowerhill and turn right, Flowerhill is a oneway street going up so the lady has assumed I'm walking, or go to the end of Flowerhill and turn left, again the side they are on is always and beginning of Flowerhill, see where I'm going. Even one of the ladies here on this thread tried to give me directions by colour, once I explained I couldn't see them she had no idea where or how to describe where she was, luckily she was able to direct but it was more of a struggle and in fairness to her did manage it in the end, a less patient guy would have given up..

[Amy Alison]

I had guys that I have sent a map of my area, give directions by phone and also sent a text message with where I was, once they arrived to their appointment and I still witnessed in horror from my balcony how they go to all others blocks in the complex and look so obviously out of place.

In other cases, I was just giving them the minimum information and clients have found the place in a second, so it’s really not a general thing. Some clients get directions, some clients don’t. When in doubt, just ask again.

[lovethegirls]

Some people give out good directions some people dont.
Some people take directions well some people dont.

[paul_m]

A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.

Your first mistake there was that he was from Kerry

[mellors]

Directions I'm hopefully not too bad at, but door buzzer codes completely defeat me. Goes like this: Get to door ring escort, try code on door,it buzzes I push, nothing happens. Escort on phone and intercom "Are you in?" "No", door buzzes again I pull ,nothing happens, "Are you in?" ,"No whats the code again? Escort thinks Jasus whose this idiot i've got to see now ! What was the code do you press the bell button first or after? Lorry goes by "what?" etc etc . All the time speaking on the phone and trying to blend in and look like I live there>

[aliciasexy]

Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?

maybe he was too excited in talking with you by phone,and cause of that he lost the concentration to get to you

[OnlyMe]

Some people give out good directions some people dont.
Some people take directions well some people dont.

Billy Joel ???

Am I right?

[nicegirlsarenice]

For example,where i live would take ages for somebody to find the apartment only from a text,that's why i always give directions on the phone for the first time that somebody visits me.After i just text the details.

Once an escort texted me directions to Limerick (from Cork) for some reason after she had gone from Cork to Limerick (I had never seen her either).

[lovethegirls]

I cant see those lines fitting into that song.