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    Angry Why don't/can't men follow directions?

    Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?
    I can only assume it's a woman giving them

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    Cuz we're men!

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    I try, honest I do.

    The lady says - "Turn right and its straight in front of you".

    I hear - "@%@*@*#*#/#/@ in front of you". I am an awful listener.

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    Really, did you ever get directions from a woman that you could follow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    I can only assume it's a woman giving them
    Yes, and dicks don't have ears. Interpret that however you wish.
    Last edited by Violette; 27-02-11 at 00:11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?
    It's not that men can not follow directions, it's that women can not give them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Yes and dicks don't have ears.
    A lovely Kerry man recently said you give lovely directions. And then proceeded to tell me there was no answer at my room. In the hotel I was never in. My bloody god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Short of drawing a line with a drawing of stick figures fucking and my name under it to give guidance; I can't for the life of me figure out why men can't follow directions? I have asked ladies this now I am asking men. Why can't men follow directions?
    Sure we are usless
    We cant even find the G spot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Sure we are usless
    We cant even find the G spot
    I think more to the point we don't really care

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