Gardai in limerick have just discovered a stash of automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, €50 million in banknotes and 25 trafficked ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi detached house behind the public library in moyross. Local residents were stunned, a community spokesman said: we're shocked, we never knew we had a library. :-)