Worst ever?

[robijntje]

Gotta be the time where the lady played the music she usually listens to out loud during the visit... the torture!!!

[willyup]

I think I met that girl.
Really, I think I did

Italian, bout 22? (or so she said)

[longtipp]

Generally in my worst cases I've made excuses and walked away, once after paying.
One time though I arrived at an appointment to find a lady with a fantastic chest, When she undressed there were hygene issues and needle marks. I told her I just wanted to wank on her tits/ I never touched her, or allowed her touch me. Fantastic tits though.

[click n pick]

There were few bad experiences,would be impossible to pick one.But if i do have a bad experience it can be for 3 reasons:
1.hygiene problems
2.he is not listening to directions and is messing up the address(this really pisses me off!!!)
3.bad attitude,shows no respect

3.bad attitude,shows no respect
that works both ways.......jessica

[JessicaJessy]

3.bad attitude,shows no respect
that works both ways.......jessica

Of course it does,"what you give is what you get......................"

[click n pick]

if i tell my experience wine and nerves; into the room everything its ok until the final point when ejaculation jumps out of bed and y say,give me money back that i did not ejaculate. As the phase in question is hard ejaculate and then pretty much do that all impurity,and i want money back with proof in hand
nice no....

erika........... i love you
keep posting baby so funny

[BACMAN36]

Every time I see a thread like this I think of WD-40, still makes me laugh to think about the scenario

Sounds like a scene from a comedy....a good on at that

[ERIKA LOVEFORU]

erika........... i love you
keep posting baby so funny

thanks sweete but this post its not funny for me
is been happen

[lovethegirls]

Havent ever had a worst experience. May it continue

[beendare]

Bout 10 years ago saw a touring irish lady in limerick. A very good looking woman with a great bod, say mid thirties, she was in a hotel and as i walked into the room saw a supermacs bag on the locker, fair enuf says i a girl gotta eat, but i would pay more attention to that now! Anyway i thought she was really hot and we got down to the deed, i dropped the head at speed and i prob resembled a child with a cone for all of about 2 seconds, then it hit me the smell, not of bo as the lady generally smelt wonderful, but piss, not even pee but piss, instantly i came up for air almost hyperventilating, it was unreal. Despite the considerable trauma endured i mantained the todger and we rubbered up for mish. I was determined not to delay at this stage, tickling her g spot was least of my concerns, and promptly blew the load. However, i would think as i came my cock deflated faster than a ff minister`s ego, result cock plopped out condom left in, contents inside, and me fishing in the septic tank again, all was extracted without spilling a drop, lady embarresed me grateful to get out of that hotel with myself intact. FOR 3 DAYS after despite vigourous washing i could not get rid of the smell from my mouth, however all was not lost as i learned a lesson from that lifechanging event.... if you intend on going diving, it has to be finger licken good!!