The good stuff

[mature abby]

Now that there is an Irish forum, please help a girl translate all the good things to say to someone who has pissed her off:
Fuck off-
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on-
asshole-
bastard-
jackass-
Go fuck yourself-
go and fuck your mother-
you are full of shit-
wanker-
tosser-
for the love of god, come already-
what, you are still not hard-
bend over and take it like a man-
what part of open wider and take my 10 inch dildo is unclear-
you call that a dick-
I have seen bigger pencils-
where is it-
are you sure you are not a girl-
deeper-
harder-
oh, no my hole is not that big-

lol ...... xxxx