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    Love Classy Valentines Day verses

    Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.


    Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown, but so has your ass.


    I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!


    This feels so good, it feels so right
    I just wish it wasn't 250 a night.

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    Rose are red
    Violets are blue
    You can put your sausage
    On my barbecue


    Rose are red
    Violets are blue
    Meet me at Specsavers
    For a right seeing to


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Do you fancy an African Grey?
    Or a Cockrtoo?

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    Roses are Red
    Pickles are Green
    I like your legs
    And what's in between.


    The Roses are Wilting,
    The Violets are Dead,
    The Sugar bowl’s Empty,
    and so is your head.
    Last edited by Forrest; 13-02-11 at 14:09.

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    "You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
    Wherever I may go;
    On Valentine’s Day, I’d like to say
    I care more than you know."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet rachel View Post
    "Youre in my thoughts and in my heart
    Wherever I may go;
    On Valentines Day, Id like to say
    I care more than you know."
    Why thank you Rachel, I didn't realise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    Why thank you Rachel, I didn't realise.
    Ur 1st post it is very funny.. and a good one
    I made a small search and found those verses, I liked and posted
    Last edited by Rachel Divine; 13-02-11 at 14:38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet rachel View Post
    Ur 1st post it is very funny.. and a good one
    I made a small search and found those verses, I liked and posted
    It is a very nice verse, Rachel. Thanks for sharing it.
    Romance is not dead, with you around.

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    Dear forrest you are a man of charm,
    This is clear as you chance your arm,
    I am sure your lines will win them all
    And for you no doubt they all must fall
    But tell me this and clear my doubt
    Does that poem mean your coming out,,??????

    LoL....

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    Some PPL mistake an attempt at reconciliation, as a personal attack or insult......

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    Well Poggo, thanks for your concern,
    And in time I'm sure you will learn,
    That while my closet is full with outfits so bright,
    They're for my lady friends to wear, so skimpy and tight.
    Their nationality I'd say, I'm not so fussy
    As long as they have a beautiful pu*sy.
    .........
    Last edited by Forrest; 13-02-11 at 15:39.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    Well Poggo, thanks for your concern,
    And in time I'm sure you will learn,
    That while my closet is full with outfits so bright,
    They're for my lady friends to wear, so skimpy and tight.
    Their nationality, I'd say I'm not so fussy
    As long as they have a beautiful pu*sy.
    .........
    Iv'e learned a lot and more to come..
    And your sartorial info will ad to this sum,
    now tell me this and don't hold back,
    Can i borrow the tight one,,
    In this style I lack,,
    You know the one, with the slit up the leg..
    Come on Forrest dont make me beg..


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