Jedward as interpreted by Wellhungchap:
Deedin th'Lipstick...ooooohhhh ooooohhh.....Th'shades inth'side her sweet hole....oooohhhhooooohhhh, Th'Lipstick a'smeared ith'side her face with me cock custard...aaaahhhooohhh....deedin I dooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Take that Eurovision!!