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    Default Free Elocution Lesson for Culchies

    Listen, you introverted inbred redneck semi-literate fuckwits.

    It's a HAM SANDWICH!!!

    Not a fucking HANG SANGWIDGE!!!

    Ok??? Now fuck off and dig a hole or something!!!!!


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    Did someone upset you today with a hang sangwidge ?

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    .... and another thing for all you 'introverted inbred redneck semi-literate fuckwits' (to quote Mousey) is the pronunciation of the capitol city of Ireland ..... its DUB - LIN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    .... and another thing for all you 'introverted inbred redneck semi-literate fuckwits' (to quote Mousey) is the pronunciation of the capitol city of Ireland ..... its DUB - LIN
    Thanks for clearing that up, I thought it was pronounced Shit - hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Thanks for clearing that up, I thought it was pronounced Shit - hole
    hehehe ..... well Im sure if you walk down O'Connell Street on a Sunday morning after a match you would still think that. But even Shit - hole doesnt sound as bad as Cork - boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Listen, you introverted inbred redneck semi-literate fuckwits.

    It's a HAM SANDWICH!!!

    Not a fucking HANG SANGWIDGE!!!

    Ok??? Now fuck off and dig a hole or something!!!!!

    I think you are way too kind in calling them semi-literate

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    I hate that everything is "done" in Dublin.
    I "done" it, I "seen" it.

    Anyone here ever heard of did and saw?

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    "Mammy, would ya make us a few hang sangwiches and a flask of tay to bring to Turles with us to see Waterford bayte dem langers again!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Listen, you introverted inbred redneck semi-literate fuckwits.

    It's a HAM SANDWICH!!!

    Not a fucking HANG SANGWIDGE!!!

    Ok??? Now fuck off and dig a hole or something!!!!!
    ok thats the hole dug,
    i think i deserve a HANG SANGWIDGE


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    FFS..its not a ham sandwich its a year old slowly dried cured jamon serrano bedded between fresh baked pain de jour....10euro pls
    a thousand kisses deep..

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