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    This morning I got up bright and early at the crack of noon, to be greeted with my girlfriend biting her toe nails.

    It looks possible, but try it, it's bloody impossible.
    Can't get past my knee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    This morning I got up bright and early at the crack of noon, to be greeted with my girlfriend biting her toe nails.

    It looks possible, but try it, it's bloody impossible.
    Can't get past my knee!
    Putting on my socks is a real challenge so no chance of biting my toenails.

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    I can do it but dont.

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    Holy shit she must be really flexible...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoolJay View Post
    I can do it but dont.
    Can you Jay?
    I thought I could, until I tried.
    It's hard to get a toe into your mouth.
    Fair play if you can

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    This morning I got up bright and early at the crack of noon, to be greeted with my girlfriend biting her toe nails.

    It looks possible, but try it, it's bloody impossible.
    Can't get past my knee!
    Ok, Why would you want to bite your toe nails?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    Ok, Why would you want to bite your toe nails?????
    It's one of those things my brain thinks it can do, but my body can't manage.
    I expect there will be more of these things as time moves on.

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    Not a chance I don't fancy doing my back in trying .
    Whats wrong with a nail clippers.

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    Did you give her a big wet sloppy kiss afterwards? lol

    I can bite mine but choose a nail file or clippers instead
    I am in Cork

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    Ok, Why would you want to bite your toe nails?????
    cause she woke up beside onlyme...ffs pay attention. lol

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