Anagrams

[Johnson]

I have a large penis = I please her vagina

[Toolbox]

Mother in law = Woman Hitler

[prettywoman]

Mother in law = Woman Hitler

omg..... Hoping yours does not match this anagram

[sharkskin]

Private eye used to have pages and pages of this stuff.

Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot.

There there is the very famous

Tom Marvolo Riddle - I am Lord Voldemort

or, in the same vein, from the muggle world:

I am Baron Marchov

I will leave that one as an exercise for the reader.

[skytaz]

bravo on charm

[Forrest]

David Ginola - Vagina dildo

Teddy Sheringham - Teddy Minge rash

Ossie Ardiles - Arse is soiled

Diego Maradona - O dear, I’m a gonad

[Forrest]

Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case

The Metropolitan Police Force - I’m fellatio, the erect porno cop

Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend

The Morse Code - Here Come Dots