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    From a mathematical viewpoint, what equals 100%?
    What does it mean to give 100%?
    How about achieving 100%?
    What equals 100% in life?

    If the alphabet is represented as numbers as follows:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


    THEN

    H A R D W O R K

    8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%

    AND

    K N O W L E D G E

    11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%

    BUT

    A T T I T U D E

    1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%

    ONE COULD CONCLUDE WITH MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY

    THAT

    WHILE HARD WORK AND KNOWLEDGE WILL GET YOU CLOSE

    ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU THERE


    HOWEVER, CONSIDER

    B U L L S H I T

    2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103%

    SO HARDWORK AND KNOWLEDGE WILL GET YOU CLOSE,
    ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU THERE
    AND BULLSHIT WILL TAKE YOU OVER THE TOP

    BUT LOOK HOW FAR A S S L I C K I N G WILL TAKE YOU

    1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 118%


    SO THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%
    YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHATS REQUIRED
    Last edited by Forrest; 07-02-11 at 21:48.

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