Role up, role up boys and girls.....take part in the E-I March Competition which starts today (that's a bit Irish) and get your hands on 250 shiny ones minted by the European Central Bank in Lichtenstein and currently residing in a closely guarded safe in the Patcave.
You have less than five hours to submit your predictions for today's and tomorrow's matches.
.....................and the best hooker in Ireland and Europe is still:
Be a couch potato and watch 1200 minutes of rugby while drinking copious amounts of beer......and you could be a winner.
Who the f**k writes this shite?..........I need an advertising consultant........and an election agent.