Sure thing Brother Ex. P., no expense is spared on this site and you have won yourself an all expenses paid overnight stay at a top Dublin hotel including a champagne dinner for two and the companionship and honour of being escorted by the E-I Escort of the Month for July 1992, Double D Dolly from Dallas.
This photo is verified by E-I to be genuine, however it should be noted that it was taken in 1990 and there is every likelihood that Dolly will have pilled on a good few more kilo since then.
But you need have no fears, as the hotel has been informed that a king sized reinforced bed will be required.
Please note that there is no cash substitute in lieu of this prize as Dolly would be most disappointed if she did'nt get her hands on you.
well Carlos since the team who finished last in the Six Nations gets the Wooden Spoon I think I should get one I can think of a few uses for it
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