Got some shards from a grinder in my eye once, they had to operate, remove my eye from the socket to clean in behind it, wasn't nice..
Last week I say a good looking girl walking up the road a bit, I was turning left but before I could catch up to have a perve at her
she passed by my turn so I continued straight anyway to have a look, of course once I passed her I sped up as I was going to be late for a meeting, murphy's law I hit one of our countries many potholes, got a puncture and was late by the time I had changed it.. On the pluse side she did walk pass me again as I did and got a good look then