Irish Escorts' US website- holy GREEN shite!!
Boys- you''ll get a quick laugh from this...
As an Irishman living in the States I nearly pissed myself chuckling when I tripped over this escort's website- check it out- it's like "The Quiet man" redux,
Talk about shamrocks & shilleaghs....nice line on Intro page gives you a taste of what to expect:
" At the end of that rainbow I'm your lucky Irish gold". She even has a section dedicated to an "Irish Blessing"- definitely the first time I've seen that on a ladies site!!
At least she's supporting the Irish economy ( under "Gift Ideas" she lists Avoca - Stores, Cafés, Foodhalls, Fashion, Woven Throws, Cookbooks, Nest, Homewares, Pantry, Anthology, Origin, Gardens).
( BTW- this is real- she has some decent reviews on the boards over here)
Irish Molly McCarthys website:
Wix.com Irish Molly McCarthy created by IrishMollyMcCarthy based on My Personal Portfolio
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Glad to see ye liked it!
Was expecting some droll comments regarding competitor websites ! ( well if you're prepared for a 7 hour flight... )
That was hilarious. I really love the "delicate soft freckeld skin"
And you would wonder where the Americans get the pasty white red hair with freckles stereotype from
<Some> Americans think everyone in IRL is still rolling around in donkeys & carts! ( Mind you if the recession keeps biting.. whoops...now I'm sounding like a "Been to America" arsehole- things are just as bad over here- at least ye don't have two poxy wars to pay for..)
To be fair, considering most Irish Americans ancestors came over here at least a hundred years back, its surprising the stereotype is 'only' stuck in the 1950s, this girl is just playing to the audience ( If it's true, she native born from west of IRL*)- but it makes me cringe when I see this stuff. Although I will concede that the whole St.Pattys (sic) thing was almost embarrassing to me at first I've grown to learn it's harmless enough codology that's a genuine (if twee) expression of fondness for Ireland.
* Not to be a cynic, but I wouldn't be surprised if this bird is Ukrainian ( nothing wrong with that before the eastern european ladies gang up on me..) who's exploiting a niche market! I'd go & see her myself but knowing my luck she'd actually be my second cousin from Clare
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She definitely has good taste; Avoco is a wonderfual shop! I've got a lovely coat that gets me plenty of compliments that I purchased from there
She's a little on the pale side, but that's better than the 'Orange' look some Irish women seem to favour
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She's an attractive girl, no doubt! There's plenty of Oompah Loompahs marching around here too- did you catch those muppets on "The Jersey Shore"- I couldn't bring myself to watch such shite but saw plenty of pics online- those clowns make the steroetype Irish drunkard seem like members of the teetotalers society!
Originally Posted by anitasizzle
I like Jersey Shore-it's refreshing compared to the rich kids on shows like 'Gossip Girl'; it kinda reminds me of my drink-filled youth in Chicago1
Originally Posted by Franken996
Hey according to her itinerary she is visiting Meadowlands in NJ for a few weeks, give Tony Soprano a ring he's got a new girl to work in The Bing!!!
She's a little on the pale side, but that's better than the 'Orange' look some Irish women seem to favour[/QUOTE]
I thought it was a reference to the glorious 12th and the marching season!
If only you knew... was in a s-club up that neck of woods recently- you don't want to mess with the bouncers or you really will end up "sleeping with the fishes!" The Bing interior scenes were shot in a place in Lodi called Satin Dolls ( see NJ - Lodi: The Bada Bing! (Satin Dolls) | Flickr - Photo Sharing! ...what a dump!!
Originally Posted by Lincoln
Originally Posted by Derry lad
I thought it was a reference to the glorious 12th and the marching season! [/QUOTE]
take it you saw my glib comment on the "Orange Ladies" thread- guess you can relate, I have a bddy over here who's from Stroke City
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