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    Default Irish Escorts' US website- holy GREEN shite!!

    Boys- you''ll get a quick laugh from this...
    As an Irishman living in the States I nearly pissed myself chuckling when I tripped over this escort's website- check it out- it's like "The Quiet man" redux,
    Talk about shamrocks & shilleaghs....nice line on Intro page gives you a taste of what to expect:
    " At the end of that rainbow I'm your lucky Irish gold". She even has a section dedicated to an "Irish Blessing"- definitely the first time I've seen that on a ladies site!!
    At least she's supporting the Irish economy ( under "Gift Ideas" she lists Avoca - Stores, Cafés, Foodhalls, Fashion, Woven Throws, Cookbooks, Nest, Homewares, Pantry, Anthology, Origin, Gardens).
    ( BTW- this is real- she has some decent reviews on the boards over here)

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    Glad to see ye liked it!
    Was expecting some droll comments regarding competitor websites ! ( well if you're prepared for a 7 hour flight... )

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    That was hilarious. I really love the "delicate soft freckeld skin"

    And you would wonder where the Americans get the pasty white red hair with freckles stereotype from

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    <Some> Americans think everyone in IRL is still rolling around in donkeys & carts! ( Mind you if the recession keeps biting.. whoops...now I'm sounding like a "Been to America" arsehole- things are just as bad over here- at least ye don't have two poxy wars to pay for..)
    To be fair, considering most Irish Americans ancestors came over here at least a hundred years back, its surprising the stereotype is 'only' stuck in the 1950s, this girl is just playing to the audience ( If it's true, she native born from west of IRL*)- but it makes me cringe when I see this stuff. Although I will concede that the whole St.Pattys (sic) thing was almost embarrassing to me at first I've grown to learn it's harmless enough codology that's a genuine (if twee) expression of fondness for Ireland.

    * Not to be a cynic, but I wouldn't be surprised if this bird is Ukrainian ( nothing wrong with that before the eastern european ladies gang up on me..) who's exploiting a niche market! I'd go & see her myself but knowing my luck she'd actually be my second cousin from Clare
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    She definitely has good taste; Avoco is a wonderfual shop! I've got a lovely coat that gets me plenty of compliments that I purchased from there

    She's a little on the pale side, but that's better than the 'Orange' look some Irish women seem to favour

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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    She's a little on the pale side, but that's better than the 'Orange' look some Irish women seem to favour
    She's an attractive girl, no doubt! There's plenty of Oompah Loompahs marching around here too- did you catch those muppets on "The Jersey Shore"- I couldn't bring myself to watch such shite but saw plenty of pics online- those clowns make the steroetype Irish drunkard seem like members of the teetotalers society!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franken996 View Post
    She's an attractive girl, no doubt! There's plenty of Oompah Loompahs marching around here too- did you catch those muppets on "The Jersey Shore"- I couldn't bring myself to watch such shite but saw plenty of pics online- those clownses make the steroetype Irish drunkard seem like members of the teetotalers society!
    I like Jersey Shore-it's refreshing compared to the rich kids on shows like 'Gossip Girl'; it kinda reminds me of my drink-filled youth in Chicago1

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    Hey according to her itinerary she is visiting Meadowlands in NJ for a few weeks, give Tony Soprano a ring he's got a new girl to work in The Bing!!!

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    She's a little on the pale side, but that's better than the 'Orange' look some Irish women seem to favour[/QUOTE]


    "orange look"?
    I thought it was a reference to the glorious 12th and the marching season!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincoln View Post
    Hey according to her itinerary she is visiting Meadowlands in NJ for a few weeks, give Tony Soprano a ring he's got a new girl to work in The Bing!!!
    If only you knew... was in a s-club up that neck of woods recently- you don't want to mess with the bouncers or you really will end up "sleeping with the fishes!" The Bing interior scenes were shot in a place in Lodi called Satin Dolls ( see NJ - Lodi: The Bada Bing! (Satin Dolls) | Flickr - Photo Sharing! ...what a dump!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Derry lad View Post
    She's a little on the pale side, but that's better than the 'Orange' look some Irish women seem to favour
    "orange look"?
    I thought it was a reference to the glorious 12th and the marching season! [/QUOTE]

    take it you saw my glib comment on the "Orange Ladies" thread- guess you can relate, I have a bddy over here who's from Stroke City
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