Quote Originally Posted by T_Tronic View Post
Sex in the Dark

> >

> > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

> > Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting
off
> > the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

> > She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night,

while

> > they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she

> > turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was
holding
a

> > battery-operated leisure device...A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and

larger

> > than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent

bastard,'

> > She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these
years?
> > You better explain yourself!'

> > The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

> >

> > 'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'
I've spitted out the Coke from my mouth!! looooooooool
any other sooo good?


In court,a convicted said to the judge (female judge):
-"suck my coock!"
The judge
-"out!!!!!!!!"
Convicted:
-"not out,here!!!"