Its all over now. Viagra, zimmerframes, and fond memories of your hard on are all that awaits.Originally Posted by willyup
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Its all over now. Viagra, zimmerframes, and fond memories of your hard on are all that awaits.
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Fuck - thanks for that Lucy!!!Its all over now. Viagra, zimmerframes, and fond memories of your hard on are all that awaits.
There was me thinking it was only brewers droop.
Going to have to get those little pills - don't wait up for me :-(
Last edited by Sam Spade; 28-01-11 at 23:45. Reason: Fucking depressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sniff, snuffle. I'm in need of some lovin.Its all over now. Viagra, zimmerframes, and fond memories of your hard on are all that awaits.
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Talking about zimmer frames - I can only imagine that there can't be anything worse than getting a blow job from your lady love and having her dentures get stuck to your cock!Its all over now. Viagra, zimmerframes, and fond memories of your hard on are all that awaits.
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
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You dont need pills honey. Get yourself a Vacu Pump. I am here if you need help reading the instructions.
*Lucy goes off smug in the knowledge Mark wont be cheeky again*
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Apparently short toothless women are utopia in the dark.Talking about zimmer frames - I can only imagine that there can't be anything worse than getting a blow job from your lady love and having her dentures get stuck to your cock!
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You'll be lucky - get those pills first, then you can get all the loving you want!!!!!
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Any chance for a refund?You dont need pills honey. Get yourself a Vacu Pump. I am here if you need help reading the instructions.
*Lucy goes off smug in the knowledge Mark wont be cheeky again*
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Get used to hugs sweetum. They are poor consolation for thrusting but at least they are warm.
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