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Joke..
Sex in the Dark
> >
> > There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
> > Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting
off
> > the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
> > She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night,
while
> > they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
> > turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was
holding
a
> > battery-operated leisure device...A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
larger
> > than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent
bastard,'
> > She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these
years?
> > You better explain yourself!'
> > The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
> >
> > 'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'
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